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Gareth Bale: The Haircut, The Man Bun & The Baldness!

von Sal Essa

Gareth Bale: The Haircut, The Man Bun & The Baldness!

The Hair That Needed a Bale-out!

Gareth Bale used to sport somewhat normal hair, like a sheepish teenager who follows the crowd. What I'm referring to is the short back and sides, swooshed to the side with gel, almost as if he never stopped hair drying it in that direction.


We should point out that some people are spreading rumours that Garry's going bald. The laddish line that separates his parting offers us some clues as to the source. We're kidding. Gareth Bale's moved on from that sheepish excuse for a haircut and moved onto the life of being a trendsetter. Bring on the Man Bun!


BAM! Just like that, our funky fella goes from zero to hero; trendsetter for men with long hair worldwide. I look good in red.

But Wait... What About The Baldness?

Well fellas, as you know, you can't have it all. And it seems that Gareth's hairline is catching up with him if this picture has anything to say about it.


Our Hair & Beard Grooming Spray would have done wonders for that Garry. It's all natural baby!

So - trendsetter or genius hair placement? You decide.

Sal Essa
Sal Essa


Sal Essa is the Chief Funky Fella & Founder of No Gunk. Fluent in French & Spanish, during his spare time he enjoys travelling, improving his Mandarin & learning from great entrepreneurs and brands.

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